The story never told, pages turn and then unfold.

Today, as I was working out at the gym, I kept casually glancing over at the television, which was featuring an episode of "The Price Is Right" with subtitles. A few minutes passed before a commercial for Bliss chocolates came on. Right after was a commercial for Vagisil. This was all fine and dandy, until I noticed that the subtitles from the chocolate commercial had carried over into the latter one, reading "A square inch of indulgence." Sketchy? Yes. Did it make me laugh? Yes.

Oh, the things that amuse me.